Saturday, 7 January 2012

Katy Perry Finally Sees Sense

It is looking like Katy Perry has finally started to see sense, she seems to have realised that she is married to an unfunny untalented scruffy looking dirty bastard. I'm sure it must have been a cocktail of drugs and alcohol that has enabled the poor young girl to be able to get this far with the relationship. The irony of it all though is that it is Russell who has filed for divorce using the excuse that she is more worried about her career than starting a family. One question Russell is how did you expect to start a family without having sex? Another question Russell is how did you expect Katy to be able to have sex with you without being violently sick or ill? I mean look at the fucking state of you! Katy's father seems to have hit the nail on the head by praising the lord for the divorce and saying it is one of the greatest things to have happened to the family. As a father myself I must admit if either of my kids managed to off load a fucking tramp like this I too would be praising the lord. Well Russell you can take some warmth from the fact that you put Jonathan Ross career back a few years and upset the Sachs family but this girl is one step ahead and seems to have nipped your sordid pikey ways in the bud!

Friday, 6 January 2012

Ed Miliband Twitter And Blackbusters

Ed Miliband you are priceless, you just keep on giving! I suggest you all put your phones in a bin liner and throw them in the Thames. Blackbusters!

Thursday, 5 January 2012

Celebrity Big Brother 2012 Star Guide

Celebrity Breakdown:

Michael Madsen- Cool Mother Fucker

Andrew Stone-  Sad Sad Sad Bastard

Gareth Thomas-  Bent Welsh Rugby Player

Blonde Twins-  Who Gives A Flying Fuck

Nicola McClain-  Psycho Bitch From Hell

Natalie Cassidy-  Only Normal One In There

Frankie Fecking Cokeupthenoza-  Complete Fucking Tool

Kirk Norcross-  Not A Clue Who This Is?

Georgia Salpa-  Immigrant Model

Natasha Giggs-  Adulteress, Family & Home Wrecker

Romeo-  21 Seconds To Much For Me

Denise Welch-  Loose Woman




Racism Politics And Twitter


Last night, about midnight to be fair I decided to have a little look at Twitter before I went to bed. I follow a wide variety of interesting folk and usually get a smile or two browsing through my timeline, last night though there were many tweets venting their disgust at a comment Diane Abbott MP had left earlier that day. Well I wasn't going to bed without having a look now was I, so off to Diane's profile I went to take a look at what the offending article may be. What I saw quite frankly shocked me, a senior politician spouting racism on Twitter! I had to respond with immediate effect, so I replied with "  ! Fucked up there dear!  ". within less than 5 minutes I was blocked, exactly the same as Ed Balls, no sense of humour. But someone tell me please how anyone can advance so far in politics and be so stupid, this lady ran for leader of the Labour party. I think main stream political parties are seriously going to have to have a look at how this new age of media should be used, this is pretty damaging stuff and has without doubt damaged the party in the short term. It has yet again made Ed Miliband look weak whilst gifting the Tories with even more ammunition.