Grand Old Duke Of Pork Resigns

Reports just in "lol" have confirmed that Prince Andrew is to resign from his position as UK Trade Envoy, its all over allegations of some very dubious friendships. I'm sure he will be greatly missed by someone!

The Adventures Of Balls And His Brass Neck

Ed has been at it again this week, by eck that lads got some brass neck! In fact if it were to be surgically removed, smelted and sold on the open market it would go a long way to recouping the billions of pounds Gordon lost selling the Gold. It has turned out that Ed is not best pleased that Dave Cameron and George Osbourne have apparently taken their eyes off the ball regarding all that's happening at the moment with the failing Euro. Quite what they are supposed to do about this problem is a mystery, it was the last government that signed it all away and as a result there is very little we can now do other than sit back and watch it all collapse. No this is Ed just trying to grab a cheap shot or two without relying on the hacking scandal.