Saturday, 7 January 2012

Katy Perry Finally Sees Sense

It is looking like Katy Perry has finally started to see sense, she seems to have realised that she is married to an unfunny untalented scruffy looking dirty bastard. I'm sure it must have been a cocktail of drugs and alcohol that has enabled the poor young girl to be able to get this far with the relationship. The irony of it all though is that it is Russell who has filed for divorce using the excuse that she is more worried about her career than starting a family. One question Russell is how did you expect to start a family without having sex? Another question Russell is how did you expect Katy to be able to have sex with you without being violently sick or ill? I mean look at the fucking state of you! Katy's father seems to have hit the nail on the head by praising the lord for the divorce and saying it is one of the greatest things to have happened to the family. As a father myself I must admit if either of my kids managed to off load a fucking tramp like this I too would be praising the lord. Well Russell you can take some warmth from the fact that you put Jonathan Ross career back a few years and upset the Sachs family but this girl is one step ahead and seems to have nipped your sordid pikey ways in the bud!

Friday, 6 January 2012

Ed Miliband Twitter And Blackbusters

Ed Miliband you are priceless, you just keep on giving! I suggest you all put your phones in a bin liner and throw them in the Thames. Blackbusters!